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101 cosas que no quieres escuchar decir a tu administrador de sistemas - Parte 2
- I cleaned up the root partition and now there's lots of free space.
- What's this "any" key I'm supposed to press?
- Do you smell something?
- What's that grinding sound?
- I have never seen it do *that* before...
- I think it should not be doing that...
- I remember the last time I saw it do that...
- You might as well all go home early today ...
- My leave starts tomorrow.
- Ooops.
- Hmm, maybe if I do this...
- "Why is my "rm *.o" taking so long?"
- Hmmm, curious...
- Well, my files were backed up.
- What do you mean you needed that directory?
- What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it!
- Do you really need your home directory to do any work?
- Oracle will be down until 8pm, but you can come back in and finish your work when it comes up tonight.
- I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job.
- Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you?
- We're standardizing on AIX.
- Wonder what this command does?
- What did you say your (l)user name was...? ;-)
- You did what to the floppy???
- Sorry, we deleted that package last week...
- NO! Not that button!
- Uh huh......"nu -k $USER".. no problem....sure thing...
- Sorry, we deleted that package last week...
- [looks at workstation] "Say, what version of DOS is this running?"
- Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)
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